But What's Your Real Job?
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Super Cheap Meal Planning, Win-Win! Hey tumblr community, I’m offering this service on fiverr and I’m pretty excited about it. I’m pretty pregnant and can’t go to work, so I thought I’d do something I was good at and enjoyed from home. It’s win-win; you get a stress free week of delicious meal planning and I get a few bucks to save for the developing little girl :)
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Ragfolk’s newest little miss. Meet Bianca!
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The girls, porchin’ in the warm weather. #ragfolk #crafts #sewing #artdoll
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Lovely lady Lydia is finished! #ragfolk #crafts #artdoll
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Irish Lace - Chapter XIII - Encyclopedia of Needlework, Irish lace materials, Irish lace patterns, tacking down the braids, bars of different kinds, Insertion stitches Подробнее »
Oh this is so going on my to do list
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4yo: “Whoever is all done with their dinner can come snuggle with me on the couch!”
Me: “I’m all done!”
4yo: “Just kidding! I meant whoever still has a little salad left: MOMMA!”Oh.
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Amanda “Mother Fucking” Palmer, and baby Ash, with a Machete.
Probably you are thinking, “So where was Neil when this photo was being taken?”
It was 6:30 in the morning. I was fast asleep. At some point a cold wet baby crawled into bed with me, along with his cold wet mama, and I woke up enough to notice they were back, and cold.
Allan Amato, who took the photo of Amanda and Ash here, climbed on the bed, and took a great photo of me soundly asleep, Amanda sort of going back to sleep, and Ash staring up at the camera with amazing two-tone-blue eyes.
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Rural Questions #1
Does everybody else know that children’s song about eating bees or was that exclusive to my area
wait that sounds familiar how does it go
(Gather children in a large circle)
*with hands clasped*:
IIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIII’M
brINGING home a baby bumblebee
won’t my mama be so proud of me
I’M BRINGIN HOME A BABY BUMBLEBEE
OUCH! it stung me
*while smushing hands together*:
IIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIII’M
squishING up a baby bumblebee
wON’T my mama be so proud of me
I’M SQUISHING UP A BABY BUMBLEBEE
EW! it’s all over me
*with tongue out, pretending to lick hands*:
IIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIII’M
LICKing up a baby bumblebee
wON’T my mama be so proud of me
I’M LICKING UP A BABY BUMBLEBEE
GROSS! It’s inside me
OPTIONAL:
*Bent over and heaving*:
IIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIII’M
BARFING UP A BABY BUMBLEBEE
wON’T my mama be so proud of me
I’M PUKING UP A BABY BUMBLEBEE
YUCK! it’s all over me!
BONUS LINE:
(Taking it back to third)
*while smushing hands together*:
IIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIII’M
LICKing UP A BABY BUMBLEBEE
what in the hell why would your mother be proud of you for eating bees what the fuck is this?
California friends, please weigh in on this. Donnie isn’t familiar with it.
Okay I’m from California but I only ever knew the first verse what the hell?????
I’m British and we used to sing this on the playground, must be one of those ‘kid culture’ phenomenon things
grew up I New England, this is exactly how we sang it there
California, only vaguely familiar with the first verse, but I know there were parts I didn’t know. I remember the melody vividly and that there were accompanying hand motions though.
Grew up in British Columbia, Canada. We sang this in Brownies! Except for the puking verse, I don’t remember that one.
Texas, I don’t remember the puking verse either! But we definitely sang this as kids.
Chicagoland - this is 100% accurate beginning to end
Bronx, NY – this song is entirely unfamiliar to me so
Ohio. Definitely sang all those verses. I remember it from Girl Scouts though?
California. Girl Scouts.
New York, and 100% accurate
(via shitmy1stgraderssay)
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“We found a car!”
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